Florida Homes and Condos for Sale: Flat roofs are like flat top haircuts - Rare for a reason!

Flat roofs are like flat top haircuts - Rare for a reason!

There are some things in life you just have to experience to learn.   Sometimes the classroom experience is just not as effective.  Such is the case when it comes to owning a home, house,condo or whatever!

Like many of my posts this one is written slightly mostly tongue in cheek, sarcastic or whatever!

Over the course of 30 years or so I have learned that:

  • You are the landlord…got to fix it yourself.
  • All roofs eventually leak.
  • Never buy a home in a new subdivision if you may sell before they finish building.
  • You can not control who buys the house next door.
  • Your interest in property taxes will increase.
  • You will always need a garage on car stall size larger.
  • If it was a previously owned home the previous owner’s taste was awful.
  • Older neighbors die and young families with loud kids always move in.
  • Everything works fine until the warranty expires.
  • Everything works fine for about a month after you close on the house.
  • The old adage buyers are liars and sellers too is mostly true.
  • If there is a homeowner association there will always be that one person who is the association “rat” reporting you because of “weeds” in your flower beds.
  • Reserve your Saturdays for lawn work and trips to Lowe's or Home Depot!
  • Mortgage companies don’t really give a hoot about youonly your payment.
  • Flat roofs are like flat top haircuts – rare for a good reason!
  • If your mortgage lender will not talk with you anymore or changed professions they know.

There is more but I think it is much more exciting to experience it as a homeowner yourself, so if you are in Brevard County Florida and need a real estate agent, call me or send me an email.

Home ownership is great. It is like life…some good, some bad but never a dull moment!

Gary Waters, Florida licensed real estate agent, Century 21 Baytree Realty, Rockledge, Florida. Email me at agent@moving2brevard.com or call me at 321-693-3850.

Read my blogs Moving to Brevard County and Florida Homes for Sale!

Gary L. Waters PLLC, Florida licensed real estate agent, Century 21 Baytree Realty, Rockledge, Florida serving Florida's Space Coast including the cities and communities of Melbourne, Viera, Rockledge, Suntree, Merritt Island, Cocoa Beach and the surrounding region.

www.moving2brevard.com

 

 

 

 

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Comments

Gary thanks for spelling it all out for us. Some how I also feel better when some one else points out the same things I have been saying.

 

Posted by Mandy Buchholz (Benchmark Realty, LLC) over 2 years ago

Mandy - Things that are best experienced. Thanks!

Posted by Gary L Waters PLLC- Broker Associate Realtor® Melbourne Viera Rockledge FL (Century 21 Baytree Realty, 1211 Admiralty Blvd, Rockledge) over 2 years ago

Gary

Thanks for sharing your thoughts and insight.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Posted by Lou Ludwig CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC, e-PRO, (Ludwig & Associates) over 2 years ago

Lou - Thanks, have a great 2010~

Posted by Gary L Waters PLLC- Broker Associate Realtor® Melbourne Viera Rockledge FL (Century 21 Baytree Realty, 1211 Admiralty Blvd, Rockledge) over 2 years ago

Great List!  You've learned a lot that you can share with your clients and THEY will be better for having heard it from you.

Posted by Tom Boos (Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living) over 2 years ago

Tom - Thanks. The list could be much longer. Experience - a great teacher!

Posted by Gary L Waters PLLC- Broker Associate Realtor® Melbourne Viera Rockledge FL (Century 21 Baytree Realty, 1211 Admiralty Blvd, Rockledge) over 2 years ago

Great analogy Gary and great points!  We wish you and yours an amazing 2010! Enjoy it!

Posted by Al & Peggy Cunningham Brokers Brampton Ontario 905-450-5500 Houses For Sale (We have a home for you! Call Us! RE/MAX Realty Services Inc.) over 2 years ago

Gary, great points and written with a fun slant. Happy New Year ~ may 2010 be a great year for you!

Posted by Frank & Sharon Alters, CDPE-Short Sales Jacksonville-Orange Park-Fleming Island (Coldwell Banker Vanguard Realty - Clay, Duval, St. Johns ) over 2 years ago

OK. I was chuckling and enjoying until I got to the part about the old people dying, and new people with loud children buying those homes >.<  (not a fan of small children!!!) 

We're surrounded by old people... I like living around old people! They're so nice and quiet, and they keep their yards immaculate! Sure my hubby has to help a couple of widows. But he doesn't mind. The bible actually tells us to do that. And it's FAR better than noisy little brats kids leaving toys laying around, or being in the street when I'm in a hurry, or Heaven forbid... stepping foot in my yard. Grrrr... (Oh yeah. I'm gonna be so pleasant when I get old. LOL) There's a reason I only had one child! And she's now in college... YAY! My kid rocks! And I made her obey when she was growing up. Today's parents have no clue how to do that! I may actually like their little brats kids, if they were quiet and polite. (The way I had to be when I was a child!)

Thank God we live in a community with MAJOR Deed Restrictions! But people with young children seem to be the ones who always need the warning letters, and even get fines, for violating the HOA rules. *sigh* And that's a pain too, since my hubby is the HOA president! (Better him than me... Don't know how tactful I'd be with repeat offenders.)

This lovely, pleasant comment is the courtesy of my alter ego, with major small children issues  o.O

Posted by Lisa Hill (Daytona Beach Real Estate) (Florida Property Experts) over 2 years ago

Gary---Really funny list, which has alot of truth in it.  Thanks for the chuckles!

Posted by Carra Riley CRB, CRS, GRI (Author, Speaker, Consultant, Second Homes AZ LLC) over 2 years ago

Carra - Thanks. Sometimes you just have to laugh. Of course my 9th grade biology teacher did not understand that at all!

Lisa - I can agree wholeheartedly as the dad of a 25 year old who love 130 miles. Give me quiet!

Sharon - Thanks. Have a great 2010! BTW I drove by Fleming Island area last week...wow, nice!

Al & Peggy - Thanks. Wishing you the best in 2010!

Posted by Gary L Waters PLLC- Broker Associate Realtor® Melbourne Viera Rockledge FL (Century 21 Baytree Realty, 1211 Admiralty Blvd, Rockledge) over 2 years ago

Gary, I wish you the best of everything in 2010.  I love your list of things to expect when being a homeowner.  You hit the nail on the head on so many of these.

Posted by Sandy Shores, Broker-Associate Melbourne FL Real Estate M & M Real Estate Inc. (Brevard County Real Estate/ Melbourne & Palm Bay Real Estate) over 2 years ago

Sandy - Thanks. I look forward to follwoing your success on AR this year!

Posted by Gary L Waters PLLC- Broker Associate Realtor® Melbourne Viera Rockledge FL (Century 21 Baytree Realty, 1211 Admiralty Blvd, Rockledge) over 2 years ago

So many of those are so true. I particularly like the one about buying in a new subdivision before they are finished building.

Happy New Year!

Posted by Jim Frimmer, Realtor and CDPE, Mission Valley, CA DRE #01458572 (Century 21 Award) over 2 years ago

Thanks, Jim. Buying in that new subdivision cost me big money...a years tuition at some of the finest colleges! Have a great 2010~

Posted by Gary L Waters PLLC- Broker Associate Realtor® Melbourne Viera Rockledge FL (Century 21 Baytree Realty, 1211 Admiralty Blvd, Rockledge) over 2 years ago

Hi Gary!  I love your list!  I think that the seller's taste being awful to the buyers is the one that's hit me alot lately with my buyers--I often hear, "What WERE they thinking?!" 

I have to say, I have a lender who just GETS it--his follow-up service is impeccable and he gets referrals from his past clients because of it!  If only more of them would GET it!!

Have a great week...

Posted by Debe Maxwell - Search Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte NC Neighborhoods (iCharlotteRealEstate.com Savvy + Company Real Estate) over 2 years ago

Debe - Thanks. If you have a lender who gets it, then you are very lucky. Thanks again.

Posted by Gary L Waters PLLC- Broker Associate Realtor® Melbourne Viera Rockledge FL (Century 21 Baytree Realty, 1211 Admiralty Blvd, Rockledge) over 2 years ago

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